What to wear to a party?

Dress up like a piece of seaweed. Just buy two long pieces of green fabric (one darker green than the other) then wrap is seductively around your body...be sure to add some kelp buds at the ends of the fabric pieces...these can be green of fabric. Then rub some hair wax over areas of the fabric strips..to give it that Pacific "slippery" look. You can even stick a stuffed seal into the fabric......