When I walk around in the heat, my crotch sweats a lot and makes it difficult to walk, How can I fix that?

Hahaha not laugh to make you feel bad I'm laughing cause it's cute that you ask that but it's honest and I like that. I'm not a guy but I can see how that could be a problem, try loosening your pants, shorts, or whatever that might make your johnson feel better but as far as hotness (weather) goes I can't help you on that you'll have to take that up with mother nature...